before i start with my disclaimer, know this: you will not like my page if you are on a crappy computer. you need at least 800 by 600 resolution in 16 bit color to view it. no cheap 640 by 480 1000's of colors., like those poor suckers still in schoool are stuck with.
second, whichever browser you are using, go under preferences: appearence, and take off underline links. if people wanted their links underlined they would underline them themselves, they don't enjoy it when you're stupid browser underlines them, it ruins the whole appeearence of their page.
and for cryin out loud, use netscape 4.7 or newer download it at www.netscape.com. it's 18 megs or so, and it is waaay more stable than microsoft, which, in my opinion, was named after bill gates genitalea, though i must say, my bacground graphics line up better in internet explorer 5.
first off, all art on this page was done by me, and you cannot steal it.
second, this page may or may not at any given time contain something that some extremist will find offensive, and they will send me hate mail and ban me from my free web hosting. if they do, you will have to email me to let me know you miss my site at [email protected]
third, by entering my site, you are declaring that you are not in any position to have me arrested, or send me hate mail, spam, or anything of the like, and that you are a well balanced human being who isn't an extremist.
fourth, you believe me to be a prime example of how humans should be.
finally, you agree with my philosophy that there is no god, there is no soul, there is no spirituality, there is no ghosts, there is no wrong way, there is no right way, the human race is supericial and egotistical as a whole, we are heading for an early apocolypse, girls have cooties, love is just instinctual hormones acting up, and finally, that canada is the best place on earth.
i agree to all the above, and i wish to
i disagree, or i am a complete loser